Wednesday, December 12, 2007

A binocular in every home

I've always believed that everyone should own a binocular. If I was running for office, my platform would be "a binocular in every home". Yes, it's true. There are some people out there who do not own a binocular. This is almost, well… unpatriotic. Not sure if George Washington had a binocular when he crossed the Delaware, but I bet he would have if I had been there to sell him one. I do know for a fact that George Patton carried a binocular. Jimmy Carter was and is an avid birder and if Joanie is elected to the White House, everyone will be out on the White House lawn, birding. I predict Congress will be the better for it. Vote for Joanie.
 
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