You know you're a binocular addict if you've seriously thought of having a premium binocular surgically attached to your head so you can always have it close by. You know you're a binocular addict if you always carry your binocular with you for fear it will get stolen or destroyed in a fire if you leave it at home. You know you're a binocular addict if you won't let someone with bad breath stand next to you for fear of damaging your binocular. You know you're a binocular addict when you cast your vote based on a candidates preference in a binocular. You know you're a binocular addict ...