Thursday, June 12, 2008

The binocular vote

I will never vote for any presidential candidate: ... who uses zoom binoculars … who shops for a roof prism at a home improvement store … who gets the words astrology and astronomy mixed up … who picks up a binocular and uses it backwards … who thinks you are supposed to see two circles when looking through a binocular, just like in the movies … who thinks eye relief is a medicine ... who has ever been intentionally mean or hurtful to a binocular, even a zoom.

Am I being too picky, here?
 
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