"Everyone should own a binocular!" or "A binocular in every pot!" are campaign slogans I would like to see, though I doubt I will see either of these on a yard sign in my lifetime. Seriously, though, I typically vote the environment as an issue, so unless you've been in a coma for the last seven years, you can pretty much guess who will get my vote. Of course, I will not automatically dismiss anyone based on their party affiliation, since I don't care for stereotyping of any kind. If McCain and Palin start wearing
binoculars around their necks during the debates, I will be impressed, though they'd be well advised to make sure they are
premium binoculars. I will go out and strenuously campaign against them if they go with
zoom binoculars.